Driving home yesterday my best friend, Jamie, Called. She had the best response to one of my silly statements... I said, "OH NO, Lock the doors THEY are out recruiting". She started laughing and in such a serious voice she said:
"If they think that only _____ number of people are supposed to get into Heaven...why are they out recruiting?? I would be doing them a favor by NOT joining. It's a numbers game. What if I get in and they dont, I don't think I could live with the guilt!" (The tone was sooooo smart @$$)
By this point I was laughing so hard that tears were falling off my cheeks! I could hardly see to drive. I thought about pulling over...but heck no one does it here when they are drunk...why not drive when you can't see! (JUST KIDDING, I was at a red light). I did have to think about it too, it's like playing the lotto. I sure as heck am not telling anyone if they don't notice the pot is up to a 250 million! SORRY... it's a numbers game!
She had the best response I could ever think of. So the next time "THEY" knock on my door...I can repeat Jamie's quote. I thought of printing it out and pasting it in my door window. That way, there would be no knocking EVERY single WEEKEND, oh and since I am so lucky to be home full time... I get the knock during the week as well! YEAH!
Wrapping up 2011
14 years ago



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